“Just Stay Home,” Tweets Local Man from Disney’s Animal Kingdom
One well-intentioned Orlando man hoped to spread awareness of the dangers of visiting Walt Disney World today when he tweeted a PSA, evidently from atop TriceraTop Spin at Disney’s Animal Kingdom:
I’m seeing so many UNESSENTIAL Guests at #AnimalKingdom it breaks my heart. Please, *JUST STAY HOME* so the ESSENTIAL Guests can safely get to where they need to go. Stop being so darn selfish!
#TriceraTopSpin #DisTwitter #WDW #MickeyMouse #ImEssential
We DM’d the man to learn more about his experience at the park. There he began to bash Disney security: “Everyone wants to talk about the enhanced safety measures in place but it’s becoming evident that they’re not doing enough to keep non-essential people off the pathways and us essential guests safe. I swear I saw someone using a park map and carrying no merchandise. How did they even get in here? That’s what I want to know.”
Later, after a lot of push-back, he agreed that staying home can be difficult and went on to sympathize with the unessential, pleading “if you have to come out here to Animal Kingdom, please just do the necessities and get back home. Look, I know know we all need to ride Flight of Passage, but can’t Na’vi River Journey wait until everything settles down a bit? We’re all making sacrifices right now, which is why I made the tough decision to pass up on my bug glasses at It’s Tough to be a Bug.”

Dylan Moore
Dylan gets to Disney as much as he can. Like most superfans, he’s there once every 18 months or so, and stays at his favorite resort, Pop! Century. Despite visiting so frequently, Dylan is still able to find joy in exploring everything the parks have to offer. He knows that the true magic happens behind the scenes, with the Imagineers! He loves discovering how every attraction is engineered, and spreads his joy every chance he gets. Dylan knows every line in every pre-show, and he doesn't shy away from shouting them out. Sometimes he worries he’s ruining the experience for others, but an occasional chuckle makes him know he’s doing exactly as Walt would want.
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