BREAKING: Window Shatters at Space 220 Restaurant
A window has shattered at Epcot’s new Space 220 Restaurant, leaving nearly 400 patrons and staff exposed to the cold, dark vacuum of space. Witnesses say the rupture occurred after a child flung his $29.99 plate of Space-Ghetti into the window. Little more is known at this time, but firefighters are actively seeking a long enough ladder to save survivors.
While we await the death toll and mourn the tragic lost of tourist life, I would like to take a moment to retract my recent article exposing Space 220 as a fraud.
This is a developing story – stick with DisDumps for more updates as they become available.
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