WARNING: Remy’s Ratatouille Adventure Made Daddy Sick!

Mommy and Daddy took me to Epcot today so we could ride the new ride about my favorite movie of all-time-this-week, Ratatouille! Last time we came to Disney I really hated Epcot– it was so boring! But this time I was so excited!

I wanted to run right to the ride, but dad said we needed “cultural enrichment” first. We turned left when we got to the big lake part of Epcot and started going to each country.

I think dad really likes geography. He was really interested in trying local drinks from each country we visited (Or maybe he was really thirsty?). I asked to try some, but dad said no – I was too young.

As we made our way from country to country on the way to France so we could finally see Remy, dad started getting angrier and angrier, and I think he maybe wasn’t feeling good. He was walking like he was dizzy and he started talking really funny. In Japan, I saw a mean lady slap him. She said he said something nasty to her.

Finally, we got to France and it was time to ride! I loved it, but be careful! It could make your daddy sick. I didn’t think it was too intense, but when we got off, dad threw up everywhere. It was so gross! It REALLY made him sick! He was really angry and started yelling at mom before he got sick again, and then we went back to our hotel, POP Century! because daddy said he needed to “sleep it off.” Mom wouldn’t talk to him on the ride back, but I don’t think it’s his fault the ride made him sick.

He’s sleeping now and snoring really loudly.

I liked the ride a lot. I give it an 8 out of 10, but be careful! It could make your dad or even you sick!