QUIZ: Which Dapper Dan are You?

July 1, 2023
|In Entertainment, Quizzes
|By Dylan Moore

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The Dapper Dans have been a Disney staple since 1959. Together they make up the world’s most famous quartet; Alone they each have a very unique personality. No two Dans are the same, so let’s find out which one you are by taking this simple quiz!

What's your favorite park area?
The part of the Seven Dwarfs Mine Train queue where you can spin those barrels really fast and impress that girl in line who I made eye contact with 35 minutes ago
Passenger seat on Tomorrowland Speedway
Anywhere there's an empty space that FastPass machines clearly used to be
Boat #23 on It's a Small World
In the danger area where hot steam can hit me on the Liberty Square Riverboat
The Astro Orbiter Elevator
The left

Correct!

Wrong!

What keeps you up at night?
The TV
The existential dread that I wasted the best years on a woman I didn’t love and now that I’m finally ready to accept love I’m past my prime
Showtunes stuck in my head
Worrying about money
I sleep just fine

Correct!

Wrong!

What's your favorite park snack?
Starbucks
Babybel cheese in a 3 pack that I would never eat at home but is kind of okay here
Joffrey's
Assorted muffins
A single clementine
Legs of meat

Correct!

Wrong!

What do you do when waiting in a long line?
Chat with the person next to me
Stare at my phone
Enjoy the scenery
Physically discipline my children
Pretend my family is up at the front and walk past everyone

Correct!

Wrong!

Who is your favorite character?
The Great Gonzo as Charles Dickens
An unnamed dalmatian
Flubber
Curtis the Elf
Secretariat
Lilo's sister's boyfriend

Correct!

Wrong!

When do you feel your best?
In the morning
During the afternoon and early evening
Late at night
Time is a social construct
I am more or less very leveled out at this point

Correct!

Wrong!

What's your favorite mode of transportation?
Hot air balloon on a tether
Amphicar with people surrounding me and watching
Boats where a castmember is living out a fantasy of captaining a real vessel
Skyliner mid-afternooon in the summer
I have expendable income and only take Minnie Vans

Correct!

Wrong!

Where do you meet new people?
The parks
Intramural sports clubs
Concerts
Bars
Unsolicited Instagram messages
Thanks, these are good ideas

Correct!

Wrong!

What kind of attractions are your favorite?
Thrill Rides
Dark Rides
Stage Shows
Anything longer than 20 minutes where I can actually take a legitimate nap
Extremely dated ones that I will defend to others but cannot defend to myself

Correct!

Wrong!

Which of the following colors do you like the most?
Blue
Green
Orange
Purple
Red
Yellow

Correct!

Wrong!

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